Hold on to your hats!!! Kirby wants to be in charge!!!

Zeus give us strength!! Even though we knew it was coming, it’s still so very shocking  that Kirby thinks he should be at the helm of our county’s government.  We previously speculated on what would happen should such a horror occur. First, we will have to replace our county flag with this:

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All day, every day the dead horses will be beaten!

And our county seal will henceforth look like this:

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In order to prevent our precious county from falling under the most very wrong leadership, we present you, in no particular order, 20 reasons not to vote for #kirbydelauter:

  1. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2016/11/02/kirbydelauter-will-kill-your-signs/

2. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2016/10/23/kirbydelauter-has-ideas-trigger-warning-language-sexual-assault/

3. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2016/07/22/hey-kirbydelauter-can-we-have-your-number/

4. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2016/07/15/governing-in-contradictions-councilman-kirbydelauter-edition/

5. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2016/04/10/early-voting-begins-on-the-14th-still-undecided-let-kirbydelauter-help/

6. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2015/08/20/kirbydelauter-throws-online-tantrum-again-refuses-to-donate-to-kids/

7. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2015/05/16/educatin-kirbydelauter/

8. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2015/04/28/lessons-from-economics-professor-kirbydelatuer/

9. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2017/02/26/lock-your-doors-alderman-oconnor-kirbys-coming-with-friends/

10. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2017/01/12/you-want-to-make-frederick-county-a-better-place-tsk-tsk-kirbys-got-a-facebook-post-for-you/

11. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2016/12/30/kirby-proclaims-the-4th-estate-dead-as-a-doornail/

12. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2016/11/15/dissection-of-a-facebook-post-lets-all-help-kirby-out/

13. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2016/02/03/amateur-diagnosis-day-is-there-a-reason-kirby-cant-learn/

14. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2015/12/02/water-buffer-zones-not-on-kirbys-incremental-watch/

15. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2016/05/13/stigginit-to-your-bridal-customers/

16. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2017/02/17/%EF%BB%BFhashtag-humblebrag-and-other-local-loco/

17. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2017/01/25/feast-your-eyes-on-the-worst-flow-chart-in-the-history-of-forever/

18. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2016/10/28/who-is-in-need-of-a-history-lesson-today/

19. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2016/07/30/however-could-this-be/

20. https://fredericklocalyokel.com/2015/07/23/council-member-comments-hyperbolic-nonsense-and-rose-colored-glasses/

Of course this is just the tip of the iceberg, go ahead and put his name in our search engine or Google’s! We CANNOT let this happen folks.

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Especially that man!

3 thoughts on “Hold on to your hats!!! Kirby wants to be in charge!!!

  1. FYI – There has never been a Citizens for Quality of Life PAC. The organization Citizens for Quality of Life has not existed for at least 10 years, and was not a political organization.

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