Can some of y’all give it a rest already? Jenkins/Holtzinger edition.

Hopefully this year!

First of all we are very sorry to inform you that Chuck Jenkins is attempting to seek a 6th term as our High Sheriff. In the linked article you will see, and excuse us if our extreme laughter causes our typing to look a little shaky, that he decided to land on running for Sheriff again after considering runs for both Congress and County Executive.

In what world does he think that a Federally indicted, Trumpian-ICE loving sheriff would win either one of those offices?

After filing for re-election on Wednesday, The Baltimore Banner reported that Jenkins had the following to say about his realtionship with ICE:

“They have a job to do,” Jenkins said during a news conference after filing for reelection Wednesday morning.

“They’re good men and women that, again, have a job to do to protect this country, and I, as a sheriff, I believe I have an obligation to support them to the extent I can.”

We know that at least two people have filed to run for High Sheriff, and we really need to make sure this is the end of the reign of Jenkins. If you want to read more about him over the years, click here to visit our archived stories all about him.

Before we move on to our next subject, we’ll leave ya’ll with this:

Partying at Mar-A-Lago

Today we were made aware that former Frederick Mayor, William “Jeff” Holtzinger, was throwing his hat in the ring to be our next County Executive. We are a little long in the tooth around here, so when we heard this news our collective Yokel memory was reactivated about his tenure in office. We jumped in the FNP archives to see if our memory was accurate and boy was it ever. First, let’s begin with his most recent LTE, written in 2024, in which he wrote in to defend his old buddy, Neil Parrott (and yes that guy is also running again!) You’ll see why we chose to emphasize this part of his letter in a moment:

His opponent, April McClain Delaney, may be a fine person, but her experience is as a federal bureaucrat.

She lives in Potomac, outside the 6th District, and claims she is a common sense candidate.

One question for her is: Wouldn’t common sense dictate that she run for Congress in District 8, where she resides?

What’s wrong with this line of questioning you may be asking? Well, here’s what we remembered about Mr. Holtzinger’s tenure as mayor. He was constantly avoiding the subject of where he lived. Because, even though he may have secured himself a residence in the City of Frederick, per the rules of the city charter, he probably was not residing in that residence with his family full time. We found a few archived articles that you can peruse to read all about that drama.

https://www.fredericknewspost.com/archive/where-does-jeff-live/article_d6278b7c-e59d-5e35-841f-7d54bc50c899.html

https://www.fredericknewspost.com/archives/house-not-a-home/article_26c6a23f-ab8c-5839-9e89-403044f83632.html

https://www.fredericknewspost.com/archives/wanted-mayors-missing-address/article_b81d8a81-2260-5375-a436-bbf7c9929436.html

But that wasn’t the only scandal that existed during his short tenure. He was also found in violation of the ethics law:

FREDERICK — Frederick Mayor Jeff Holtzinger’s hiring of his sister-in-law violated the ethics law prohibiting city officials from employing family members.

The city’s ethics commission met Monday to deliberate an advisory opinion on the employment of Donna Folden as City Hall’s project manager and released its statement Wednesday.

“The Ethics Commission recommends that the subject employment relationship between (Mr. Holtzinger) and (Ms. Folden) be severed and the resulting position be advertised and the hiring process be conducted by (Human Resources) in full compliance with all City of Frederick rules and regulations,” states the opinion, written by Ethics Chairman Richard Stup.

Mr. Holtzinger said the opinion does not cite himself or his sister-in-law of any wrongdoing but states the hiring process was not adequate.

“It’s a disappointment. I certainly didn’t go into this to cause any controversy,” he said. “The person has worked hard and done a good job.”

Ms. Folden, who did not wish to comment, was hired in February and will be forced to resign and leave her position by April 19, Mr. Holtzinger said.

However, this wasn’t the only questionable hire he had a hand in, according to another FNP article:

Starting with his defense a few weeks ago of hiring an unqualified relative of a city employee as a full-time horticulturist this summer (at $38,000 a year with benefits), who also happens to be a full-time college student, and ending with an offer of resignation from planning director Chuck Boyd who believes the administration is trying to drive him out.

The 19-year-old horticulturist’s hours have since been cut to accommodate her college schedule, including her participation on the FCC basketball team. The job requires an associate’s degree and three years experience, or six years experience. She has neither.

We should all believe a person the first time they show us how they handle themselves in political office. Too bad our fellow Americans couldn’t internalize that lesson with Trump.

The final countdown of 2023!

Another tradition at the Yokel is a recap of our top 10 posts of the year. If you haven’t checked out our In and Out list ,be sure to take a gander at that as well.

Let us begin….

10. Indicted sheriff, bored retirees, and attempted book bannings! What a summer we are having in Olde Fredericktowne!

At #10 is our summer lament about the High Sheriff claiming he got tricked, horrible “transparency” groups who seem hell bent on hurting the youngins, and the Reconsideration Committee that had to be formed due to Cindy’s uneducated complaints.

9. Reconsideration Committee Instructs Cindy to Reconsider Everything!

Speaking of that Reconsideration Committee, at #9 we all got an early Christmas present in that we got to see exactly what Cindy and friends wrote and said in their complaints about the so-called offensive books, PLUS the committee’s notes on the books in question. It really is a quite a treat.

8. Local Yokel Legislating Time! Time to Fight Back Against the Pearl Clutchers!

Amen!

At #8 we are sticking with the theme of fighting against the book-banners. In this post you can read all about our suggestions for future book banning complaints.

7. Vote for your new Frederick County Flag: Yokel style!

For #7, we had a little fun with the new flag contest. In our completely scientific poll our flag design won! Be sure to check out the other selections. It’s a stroll down memory lane.

6. We’ve written about some stupid shit, but damn……

You probably already guessed from the title that this post is about Dan Cox. Remember when he tried to get Jenkins’ co-defendant off by complaining that one of the agents involved in the investigation was of Ukrainian descent? We also had some fun with Cox’s last name.

5. Asshole shortage causes assholes to import Pennsyltucky assholes to Frederick County.

This town could be a sitcom. If you don’t remember when the bag pipers from Gilead came to our school board meeting be sure to read this post. As we’ve said many times over the almost 8 years we’ve been writing this blog…we couldn’t make this shit up if we tried.

4. He’s running for Congress…..wait no he’s not…..oh yeah he is! When will we ever be rid of this Cox?!

Never Forget!

We can’t explain why Dan behaves the way that he does. But here we are. Let’s hope for another defeat for this theocratic nincompoop.

3. The Moms of Coercion Have Made Progress in Carroll County. We Can’t Let That Happen Here.

So far we’ve rejected all attempts from these people to infiltrate our school board. But we must not get complacent as one of the two filed candidates for this year’s election is one of these so-called “Joyful Warriors”. Expect them to rebrand soon as a result of some their recent sex scandals.

2. Breaking News!

This was our post that informed the public over the High Sheriff’s indictment. Hopefully we’ll see how this all turns out soon.

And now for our #1 post of the year….

  1. Happy 1st Day of School…or not!

Our most popular post of the year was about a so-called Joyful Warrior attempting to to ruin the first day of school because she didn’t like a question on a teacher’s “All About Me” form. She was egged on by Cindy Rose, who of course shows nothing resembling joy in her interactions with the school system.

We hope that y’all see a theme here. We really need to be on guard against these book banning, anti-joy people. This year is going to be stressful when it comes to politics, but we will be with you every step of the way!

Indicted sheriff, bored retirees, and attempted book bannings! What a summer we are having in Olde Fredericktowne!

We can’t get a break, can we Bucky?!

It’s supposed to be a time of relaxation. The kids are out for summer, the weather is nicer, and everyone should be slowing their roll. But alas, tis not the case round these parts!

We all know about the High Sheriff’s indictment, but you may not know that Jenkins is feigning victimhood! According to the Frederick News Post, Jenkins regrets signing the letters, claims he was “duped” into signing them AND because he didn’t receive anything in return, it shouldn’t matter anyway. Is that how the law works….no it is not! According to aforementioned article the government responded to Jenkins’ claim in this fashion:

Finally, the response said Jenkins’ assertion that he didn’t receive anything from Krop in return for the letters didn’t mean that Jenkins was absolved of the crimes or of fraud. Jenkins’ motion argued that there was no evidence Jenkins benefited from the alleged conspiracy, and that there was no fraud.

“The fact that Jenkins did not receive anything of monetary value in return does not speak to [the letters’] falsity,” the response said.

Seems to us that if you are the High Sheriff, there’s certain points of law you should be acquainted with! Dan Cox’s claims, in his poor attempt to throw out the charges against his client, were hilariously refuted by the government as well. We present the following for your viewing pleasure:

“The Government will not address the various inaccurate factual assertions that Krop made in these 44 pages, the erroneous legal arguments he advances in them or the political statements he makes which have nothing to do with either the law or facts in this case,” the response said.

The first point the government pushed back on was Krop’s allegation that he and Jenkins were misrepresented to the grand jury and in the indictment since they were addressed in the past tense. For example, the indictment says Krop was a Frederick County resident, not that he is a Frederick County resident.

The government said this use of past tense was standard practice, and included a citation to the definition of “past tense” in the Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Cox did not immediately respond to a request for comment Thursday afternoon.

The government then criticized Krop’s references to an ATF agent who is a former Ukrainian resident, calling them unacceptable “personal attacks.”

It also accused him of going on a “fishing expedition” in the grand jury process, despite having no evidence that any wrongdoing occurred.

Several of Krop’s motions asked for certain evidence to be turned over. The government said that everything he was asking for had already been turned over to him, and that he signed a document, like Jenkins, that he would get additional information a week before trial.

Finally, the government pushed back on Krop’s claim that the search and seizure at The Machine Gun Nest was unlawful. It argued that there was probable cause, which stemmed from lawful investigation, and a lawful warrant.

He's my lawyer. And he's not a very good one either.
Side note: Read this great editorial of this whole situation by Matt Edens.

To make things even more crazy, today the Frederick News Post reported that Jenkins’ leave of absence isn’t really an absence as he’s still collecting his full salary AND attending meetings.

In a phone interview on Thursday, Jenkins said he attended sheriff’s office budget meetings and has gone back to the office on occasion to do work.

He said the letter about his administrative leave speaks for itself.

“I am still the head of the agency,” he said. “That’s not going to change.”

Jenkins wrote in the letter that Col. David Benjamin would take on day-to-day operations of the sheriff’s office and “perform the duties of the Sheriff.”

Not sure if the High Sheriff understands what a leave of absence is!

In other happenings, we recently shared an article on our Facebook account about who interacts with local government the most. As you may guess it’s the 55 and up crowd. Don’t think for a moment that we are in anyway disparaging the older crowd as we Lady Yokels are practically there ourselves, but they can’t be the only ones giving their feedback.

And those other wheels have opinions too!

Here’s two examples of what we are dealing with around here. First of all, we have this FCPS reconsideration committee that’s examining books that Cindy Rose et al. decided that no kid should be allowed to read. (If you haven’t read it yet, look at our legislative suggestions on how to curb the problem of a handful of people being allowed to potentially ban books.) Her research consisted of going to ratedbooks.com and printing out the most salacious bits. While her opinion may matter, being a local citizen and all, she needs pushback. (Thankfully we’ve all pushed her back from sitting on the school board itself four times now!) Another example of the older crowd attempting to influence the school board is the former Citigroup executive who has taken up the mantle of banning transkids from sports, not allowing these same kids to identify as their gender of choice in school, and has complained on our posts about the imagined teaching of CRT in the public school system. He’s been joined by the likes of Tom Neumark, who likes to write about how horrible FCPS is in the editorial section of the FNP. The formerly mentioned executive claims on his website that he got into this game, despite having no children in FCPS and with no background in education, because of failing scores on tests. However, the only things he’s been vocal about are the same things that national Republican party has used as scare mongering techniques in order to get more votes. If you haven’t seen it, and these folks should take a look as well if they weren’t so allergic to actual journalism, there’s a great article explaining how the American Principles Project needed to find a new social issue to rile up their side and transgender kids is what they landed on. All of this book banning, anti-history, and discriminating against gay and trans people is all part of the Republican strategy to win back votes. We cannot allow it to happen in our neck of the woods. So make sure you check the Board of Education’s agenda, and the county council’s agenda in order to give your feedback. It’s when the majority doesn’t pay attention that these folks and their outdated and harmful ideas sneak in.

There’s sparks of hope that the Trump way of governing is losing its sheen around here. A group that pretends to be non partisan tried to organize a pro-Trump rally on the overpass on Route 15 on Monocacy Blvd. last week. Guess how many people showed up?

Maybe we can all get back to some sense of normalcy soon!

And don’t forget to attend Frederick Pride tomorrow! All the best people will be there.