There’s one and only one contestant on this edition of Project Runway! SPOILER ALERT: we have already voted him off! Instead of engaging in any kind of constructive debate or offering any realistic solutions to the challenges we face, Kirby instead seems hellbent on decorating the county with his poorly designed campaign shirts.

We have already discussed his line of clothing for the mythical Lego Friends among us, but hey look again:

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Lame! Sad!

Kirby did not want the menfolk to be left out, so in the spirit of Minecraft and G.I. Joe, voila:

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Not sure what constitutes a real man. Probably includes only those that support Trump and Confederate statues.

If those two options don’t toot your whistle, never fear!! Kirby has a whole line of “specialty” shirts created just for you:

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Better snatch this one up quickly! Only one Grandma is allowed to vote for Kirby!
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No law enforcement experience required!
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No comment!

If none of these options should accurately describe you, go ahead and put in a special request to the Delauter campaign. We would sure like to see Kirby waste spend some more of his hard earned campaign money on these things!