With friends like Blaine, who needs a enemy? #Kirbycampaign deluxe edition

We were first reluctant to advertise the Second Amendment Bait and Tackle Raffle Kirby cooked up to fish for funds, but things got Good Ol Entertaining. Follow along to see what happened next.

PEW PEW PEW Reminder: Delauter was cutting Meals on Wheels before cutting Meals on Wheels was en vogue; if conservatives believe we should handle our problems at the local level, but we handle them at no levels, is that effective government? Calling b.s. on that.

Since our copy is blurry, here is a bulleted list of content:

  • Thanks n stuff. Hugs to my homies.
  • Straight talk, straight answers. Ex: “I won’t sit here and be talked to like some punk.”
  • Family guy, business guy, veteran is worried about what we leave the next generation. (Historically with #: guns and $$ woohoo! Drinking water and blue crabs, meh.)
  • Gun Raffle!!!! That got Hough barrels o’ attention, amirite?
  • BBQ
  • Give him a holler at email or phone or money at website
  • Property rights (Presume he will be looking to donate to provide legal aid to ranchers on the U.S.- Mexico border. Yeehaw!)

This became irresistible, even though free publicity for Kirby’s Bake Sale makes us feel all icky inside, because two “all ickies inside” make a positive. It’s just how integers work. And our favorite skeevy former politician decided to endorse Kirby on Facebook in the Klassiest of ways. I can’t even. You can’t even. We can’t even.

Can y’all believe he didn’t add anything about his various prostitution scandals to this endorsement? Why not trot out all your greatest hits? Sincere question, Blaine: Have you ever been trending higher than Kanye? Maybe you don’t even have the je ne sais quoi to shine Kirb-o’s shoes. It is really strange how these people confuse total bonehead behavior with accomplishments! It’s almost charmingly idiotic!

Unsure about changed behavior. That post gives every impression that it was written by a drunk person, but maybe he is just incredibly stupid? Since the ladies are supposedly the reason Blaine lost, please be sure to grab these Good for Nothin’ Good Ol Boyz by the ballot. Local elections matter, yo.

5 thoughts on “With friends like Blaine, who needs a enemy? #Kirbycampaign deluxe edition

  1. Kirby does not favor property rights for all. If he did, he should introduce legislation to repeal the County’s zoning, subdivision, forest resource, adequate public facilities, impact fee and other land use ordinances. Instead, Kirby favors property rights for the select few, particularly those who provide him with political campaign contributions.

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  2. The only endorsement BY is capable of is, if you trying to go to hell! I love that the women of the County are to blame for his loss! What do you think? What do you expect from a man involved in “HUMAN TRAFFICKING”? He is still denigrating women. Stop asking us to forgive you, and start asking God. Is he working on his third uncover life?
    Just watch the last BOCC meeting on 11/21/2014, and make your own decision!

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  3. The trio of real estate or construction members do not know how to legislate. Their goal is obstructionism of the current CE’S good work so they can say she’s incompetent. I only have seen progress in this county since she has been elected.

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