Blaine entertains a campaign, needs to get a brain!

We are so sorry to have to share this with you during a global pandemic, but look what Frederick’s very own Matt Gaetz posted a few days back.

So, let’s see if we have this straight. He wants to run because it would keep things “interesting”? He wants to stir the pot to keep us thinking about what? Him? HARD PASS!
We feel ya Mr. Whiskers!

It’s a lot to take in, isn’t it? After all he’s done around here he really thinks it’s a good idea to go ahead and attempt to sully our local jurisdiction!

If you are new around here go ahead and scroll on through this link. However, here’s a list just off the top of your Lady Yokel’s heads on why he is no good:

  1. He was arrested for solicitation of prostitution. Tried to tell the judge he was just looking for a foot rub. The judge responded by telling him that even a 12 year old could tell what the ad he answered was for.
  2. Cussed out a teenage referee at a basketball game.
  3. Told a citizen that she wouldn’t have to worry about congestion in her area because she would be dead by then.
  4. Enacted a very xenophobic and unenforceable English Language Ordinance in the county which made us all look like a bunch of backwater ignoramuses.
  5. Attempted to privatize many county services, which has failed miserably in other jurisdictions.
  6. Defunded Head Start.
  7. Sold off the government run nursing home that our poorer citizens rely upon.

And that’s just a start. Feel free, gentle readers, to add your own Blaine stories in the comments.

No way should Blaine be mayor of the fine City of Frederick. We don’t need any more drama or scandal around here!

Are your crystal balls getting this?

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A new ladies man (*gag*) is coming to D5.

 

 

Your Yokels have mentioned that good ole Hashtag is planning to run for County Executive in 2018. But hold onto your hats, because rumors are swirling that local disgraced (yes, disgraced!) former BOCC President Blaine Young is planning to run for the Council seat for District 5.

We know you all remember this guy, who promised to disappear from politics after losing County Executive to Jan. This guy, who had an affair with a subordinate. This guy who was arrested for solicitation in a sting operation. This guy who seems to continually blame everyone else if they aren’t a big enough person to forgive him for his transgressions.

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Well, I’m not sure how many chances you should get in your personal life, but in your professional life your chances are all used up. How can we trust you? You know the saying, “fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me”, well no one here is getting fooled.

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As of right now, Mr. Has-been doesn’t even live in ¬†District 5. Maybe he is going to move in with friends. Watch your women folk District 5. We’ve heard he has turned over a new healthy leaf and has put all his energy into getting a super hot body to better recruit you to his cause. ¬†But, a leopard doesn’t change his spots. Still a good ole boys looking out for his own hide.

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Nope. We do not like it. Not at all.