Guess who’s back? Yokel’s back. Back again. Yokel’s back. Tell your friends…
And none too soon. Here’s your agenda, but the game rules are different because apparently a bunch of dodo heads thought we were becoming a sanctuary county tonight and they’ve had to inform everyone that Nuh-Uh. It isn’t even on the agenda. How do computers work anyway?
So two rules to this easy re-entry to the game:
- drink if you were duped
- drink a fifth of Jim Beam through a beer bong if it was by the Conservative Club (or any of their friends)
On that note, here is the real agenda. The Actual Agenda