Hey, there’s a council thing. We’ve been pretty relaxed since the new Council was sworn in. There’s only so much picking on Phil Dacey that we can do. We will eventually get caught off guard and end up scrambling, what with this laissez-faire attitude. But tomorrow’s a legislative day at Winchester Hall. You might want something to do if you’re watching Channel 19, and we are here to help. With drinks!

On the agenda for public hearing we have Water and Sewer Amendments (ugh–as essential as this is, it is always painful to listen to). Pass your time by mixing a Toilet Water cocktail ahead of the Monocacy River Plan Amendment discussion at the end of the agenda, and save your liver for then.

Or if you’d rather, as part of the public hearing is the Jefferson property of Oakland/Crown Rose listing on the County Register of Historic Places, enjoying a Rose Water Gin Cocktail is the only genteel way to give the proper attention to this pressing matter before the council.

Don’t get too relaxed. There’s going to be a Developer Rights and Responsibilities Public Hearing (DRRA) as well , and as we all know, people who live here don’t want to foot the bill for the roads and schools for new construction, and obviously developers don’t think they should have any responsibility (which is ultimately passed along to the home buyer). It’s a tale as old as time…Have a Hissy Fit.

Pick yer poison!