“I’m the one who gets all the calls when someone needs help. When someone’s daughter runs away or someone’s son overdoses or their neighbor is found intoxicated or near death. I am the one that gets the calls.”
Good news Frederick County! Billy Shreve is the answer to our drug problem. Yesterday on the Kojo Nnamdi show Mr. Shreve informed us that for an entire year, that’s right a whole year, he has led drug awareness efforts in our local high and middle schools. It’s true! He felt compelled to do so because his phone won’t stop ringing off the hook with everyone trying to get him to find their daughters, deal with their son’s overdoses and “Dagnabbit Billy get my drunken neighbor off my front yard”! He had to do something, all these calls were interfering with his skiing and budget meetings.
And it’s working! Even though for some strange reason this recent Frederick News Post article doesn’t mention Savior Billy by name, we have had zero heroin deaths so far this year! The answer to all of our woes was right in front of us the entire time. Thanks Billy!
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Silly Billy, whata goat.
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