Another week, another council meeting!!! This is the week in which Tony introduces his wood chipping bill. We’ll see if Billy can bring himself to support this bill, or if he will be super bitter and childish! You can guess which one our money is on! Grab your agenda, turn up the volume on your favorite reality show, and be responsible!! We don’t think Billy is answering calls for help anymore.
Public comment has been quiet as a mouse lately. If anyone should show up this week, slam back back a Free Spirit Martini.
We move on to the super normal stuff of budget adjustments and approving the minutes. We know what Shreve will do, if anyone else should pipe up during these proceedings mix up a bucket of Ginny’s Slammin’ Goddess, since she may be the only one that can save us.
Next up is a modification on the mutual aid agreement between the Sheriff and Brunswick police departments and a vote on the County Supervisor of Assessments. If any shenanigans should occur use a funnel to drink your Fool’s Muse.
Now, we have some council member initiatives to present to the State County Delegation. This is the very delegation that Billy thinks he should be a part of next year! If that just made you choke, quickly grab a hold of some Kool First Aid! Stat!
First Readings are supposed to be introductions for council information. There is no debate at this stage. However, Billy was very upset with Tony when he wouldn’t support his awful bill about woodchipping enterprises. Our prediction is we will hear some grumblings out of Billy because, well, he self identifies as:
When the inevitable belly-aching occurs, make yourself a pint of Lay Down and Shut Up.
You are probably done in at this point. Which may be a good thing since council member comments can be a doozy. Take this time to re-hydrate and do some deep breathing exercises. There’s only so much one can take in a night!
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