Hail Mary, let’s talk about the primary!

It’s been so busy here at Yokel headquarters!

All the votes from the primary election are in and now the work begins! We knocked out the entire 2nd rate hate slate, but the spirit of John Wilkes Booth still runs through 3/4ths of the OG hate slate.

He was useless just like Cindy, Nancy, and Olivia would be on the school board.

We do have to say we liked that David Brooks knocked Mark Joannides down a notch, because someone needed to! We all need to regroup now and make sure that 4 sane candidates make it up. For we cannot afford to have one of these backwards talkers on our precious school board.

Something is askew in District 5! Instead of the local Republikkins letting team normal, in the form of Michael Blue, continue on they put forth someone who thinks that Kirby is a hero.

The lack of judgement is astounding. Guess Michael Blue didn’t stroke Kirby’s ego well enough so he put this kid’s signs all over his trucks. And look at precious little Billy. I wonder how Pence feels about his name on that shirt these days.

Karl Bickel won the Democratic nod for what we call the High Sheriff around these parts. We’ve written quite a bit about the current High Sheriff, but feel free to revisit here.

Jessica will go up against the Chief of Staff for carpet bagger Alex Mooney who is currently under investigation for various ethics violations. We recently told the tale of how he didn’t want to raise the teenage marriage rate to 17 because he still believes in child brides. So you know we all need to rally behind Jessica on this one.

Never forget that he posted this the day after the Marjorie Stoneman Douglass shooting.

Our two Frederick County GOP gubernatorial candidates faced off with the dumbest one winning. From this concession post, we don’t think that Kelly is going to be backing him in the general!

He who must not be named! Keep an eye on our social media for every Monday we will post a new Dan Cox article from our extensive archives.

There’s of course many more races, and we promise to get to them. We must keep up our momentum and make sure that we keep our county government both sane and functional!

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Here’s a scary little something.

If those who voted for Brooks in the Primary split in the General between Barrett & the Apple Ballot, and those who voted for Joannides & the Non-Slates vote for what’s left of the Education Not Indoctrination slate, look what happens.

No way to guess how they’re likely to vote, which makes this all the more scary. We have to get the vote out in the fall.

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Mary Holmes Dague says:

July 31, 2022 at 1:01 am

Frederick County is dead in the water politically. Despite the remarkable accomplishment of just about killing off the hate slate for School Board, Frederick had a pathetic low turnout. I don’t care whether the repuggies turn out but why such apathy about Council, County Executive and state offices? We have to get going NOW–late July–and make mincemeat of the other side!

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Had a mistake in the prior one: added the wrong portion to Barrett’s results.

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