One of our frenemies is looking for information and has put out a survey because Frederick is just too darn big for her to knock on everyone’s door. There are only 11 questions so it shouldn’t take you too long to fill it out. Here is a sample question. See if you can figure out what is wrong with it.
Your yokels like math so that makes sense right?
Well, go ahead and take her poll if you want. Make sure you write in the issues that are important to you.
frederick local yokel 
When was the last time you beat your wife?
A) Monday
B) Tuesday
C) sanctuary county
D) lower property taxes
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Does it still count as wife-beating in a same-sex marriage?
A) definitely not unnecessarily
B) it averages to zero
C) ewwww
D) what? I was busy tweeting
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Every question after the first needs the option: “I already said–I’m NOT a republican voter!”
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