We know you do.

Here’s the premise.

And then a person with a feminine name asks a very good question which we will paraphrase as, “Can you specifically explain why you hold this position?”

Derp.

And the answer is: HELL NAW.

And furthermore:

Hurrrrrrr-durrrrrrr.

Straight-talk/Straight-answers flying out his bunghole. Did he actually think that was a clever thing to say? Dear Melting and Tumbling Icarus, what a disaster…

Word to the wise (wait who would that be addressing?). Some advice: Don’t start a conversation that you know nothing about and then prove it.

 

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The linguistic experts at the desk posit that Malissa means Bad Melissa. We love you Bad Melissa. #Heroine. Go On with Your Bad Self.