Wanna see Kirby get his butt kicked by a girl?

We know you do.

Here’s the premise.

And then a person with a feminine name asks a very good question which we will paraphrase as, “Can you specifically explain why you hold this position?”


And the answer is: HELL NAW.

And furthermore:


Straight-talk/Straight-answers flying out his bunghole. Did he actually think that was a clever thing to say? Dear Melting and Tumbling Icarus, what a disaster…

Word to the wise (wait who would that be addressing?). Some advice: Don’t start a conversation that you know nothing about and then prove it.


Screen Shot 2017-06-08 at 8.29.58 PM
The linguistic experts at the desk posit that Malissa means Bad Melissa. We love you Bad Melissa. #Heroine. Go On with Your Bad Self.

One thought on “Wanna see Kirby get his butt kicked by a girl?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s