Folks, sometimes covering these meetings are bad for our health!

As we embarked upon tonight’s workshop we couldn’t help but feel it was going to be an pretty smooth meeting considering the fact that Billy and Kirby (and Tony too…but he doesn’t always make a mess of things) were not in attendance. Alas, it was not to last, Billy and Tony showed up late, but Kirby never found his way.

The focus of tonight’s meeting was to talk about some changes to the Animal Welfare Provisions. Councilman Donald leads the meeting by speaking of the proposed changes:

  1. Keep your dog on a leash people! All the time. (Exceptions will be made for dog parks and farms).
  2. Change the time a dog can be tethered from 10 hours in a day to 4 hours.
  3. Encourage people to get their pets licensed by changing the fees. Yes folks if you have a cat or dog you are supposed to pay a license fee.

The head of the animal services division and an animal control officer were present to answer any questions.We think the Yokel ladies are going to offer a workshop for those county employees whom have not had the horror of being grilled by Billy and/or Kirby. Because Dear Yahweh, we hate seeing the deer in the headlights looks on these poor people’s faces when they face the unspeakable.

Without Kirby there Billy felt as though he had to do the work of two. We present to you, dear readers, a bulleted list of this evening’s highlights:

-Billy asks the very nice animal control officer how often the department issues citations to people who do not have their pets licensed. The gentleman responds one every few weeks. Billy then  replies, “So over a hundred a year.” No, the kindly man replies, somewhere in the neighborhood of 25-30. Dear Fredericktonians, do we really have a council member whom is not aware of the fact that there are 52 weeks in a year? It appears that we do!


-Billy wants data and science (we know folks) to back up the claims that dogs should be on leashes or that dogs shouldn’t be tethered for hours. Billy, first of all, go out into the world and observe!  Better yet, shadow an animal control officer.  Secondly, if you want to become informed through the words, (settle down readers) peruse this article to find out all the negative effects that occur when a dog is chained up.  We sure hope The Humane Society of the United States is a good enough authority to convince ya Billy!

-Billy is only going to throw his support behind laws if we follow the new Trump mandate. You know the one that states for every new law passed we must repeal two?  What could possibly go wrong?!

-Despite being told over and over and over and over and over again that programs exist for people to get their animals spayed and neutered for free or very little cost, Billy harps on the full price cost of this necessary procedure. Not paying any mind to the fact that spaying and neutering is  beneficial to both the animal and community for a variety of reasons.

-Let’s talk about rudeness. At one point during his questioning Jerry very politely asks if he can interject. It was a pertinent point that Jerry wanted to make concerning getting some information out to the public. Any other polite human being with manners and any sense of dignity would have allowed his colleague to talk. But not Billy. He spouts, “It’s my turn!” WAAAHHH!!! Well, Jerry gets out the information and Billy continues to complain. Dude, GROW UP! PLEASE!


There’s more but the cold, or the despair is setting in and we think you get the picture. Billy is not qualified, on any quantifiable scientific measure,  to sit up on that dais. Frederick County, we screwed up (well not us, but some of y’all)! Next year we need to rid our government of this pestilence.

The changes to the animal provisions will continue to be discussed and debated. We can expect to see some official legislation some time in the future.

5 thoughts on “Tonight’s workshop AKA BILLY IS SO VERY CLUELESS!

  1. I agree with you on his rude attitude towards the animal control officer. I am sure it is not the best paying job, but you
    could see the disheartened look on his face as Billy Shreve demanded the “facts” to support what he was trying to convey. The officer kept saying that they preferred not to issue citations for offenses unless there was a level of severity that demanded the issuance of a citation. The officer preferred to educate the owners of the animal to alleviate the suffering of animals being tethered to stationary objects like trees without proper shelter, water, or food for more than 4 hours at a time especially during extremely hot or bitterly cold temperatures. Animals need to be around humans to learn social skills so they are not inclined to bite, or attack without provocation. I guess Billy’s parents kept him tethered to their tree for very long periods of time without any socialization because he loves to attack whenever he gets the chance. The subject of dogs being victimized by wildlife when they are chained up and, unable to protect themselves then came up. He seemed shocked by the idea that this could even happen. What kind of animals would be able to do this? The Director of the Animal control center responded by saying coyotes, wolves, raccoons, and other rabid animals and insects like ticks do harm to them. Then Billy stated that farm animals get loose too. It turned out they get loose more then twice the rate of domesticated animals “What are we going to do? Start giving farmers citations? But I know that if you hit a cow or a horse on a country road at 50 mph, you might get seriously injured. I felt ashamed that these county employees that do an important service that not only to benefits us, but also the welfare of animals should be treated with respect and dignity for their service. Billy is incapable of this type of behavior because he doesn’t even know when to “heel” when told to do so. So much for “untrained and stupid animals! No insult to dogs, or cats intended.


  2. Anyone who has some time on their hands, Billy wants to know how many cats and dogs are in the county. So if you
    have nothing better to do, can you please start counting them and let him know. It is very important to him.


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