Inadvertently, Cindy did just that in last night’s “Oh My Founding Fathers What the Hell Just Happened?” nightmare extravaganza. It should be no surprise that your Lady Yokels are very relieved that she will not be on that board, though, we are sure the PIA requests will keep a coming. We need to give out some props to our favorite Frederick Poet who, on this ridiculous morning, made us crack a smile:

Dear Cindy Rose, you gave it a good try but the voters said no. So please take the hint, we don’t want to write about you anymore.