It’s your Yokel voting guide! Part 1!

Take it or leave it!

If the kittens can do it so can you !

We pay attention to a lot that goes on around here! Take our advice or keep your sorries in a sack by your bedside.

Governor’s Race

Let’s see, should we endorse the insurrectionist, copy and pasting lawyering weirdo who has never set foot in a public school? Do we want an election denying, Ivermectin taking, nitwit who accuses Brad Young of chemically castrating children as the executive of our state?

NOOOOOOOOO!

Wes Moore is the only candidate for governor for your Yokel gals!

Frederick County Executive

We don’t even need to discuss this one:

AS IF!

Jessica Fitzwater it is!

Maryland Attorney General

Let’s see will this one be hard?

They aren’t even giving us anyone to consider this year!

Anthony Brown is the only logical choice.

Frederick County Board of Education

We shouldn’t have to say this again but here goes!

Vote for these three only if you want to destroy our public school system!

Let’s see if we can come up with a nice way to remember who needs to be voted on to the board this year:

Dean Rose

Rae Gallagher

Ysela Bravo

Karen Yoho

How about RUGBY?

Rose 

Under no circumstances, Cindy. Vote DEAN, Say that again: Vote DEAN!

Gallagher

Bravo

Yoho

This is how we will all look with Cindy and friends on the board.

We’ll have another edition out soon. If you need to request a mail in ballot, do it soon. The clock is ticking.

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