Where in the world is the High Sheriff? Oh crap…

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We are so very sorry to tell you that the High Sheriff Chuck Jenkins made an appearance on Fox and Friends this morning, giving the impression to the world that Frederick County would like to see Trump’s wall built! You can watch the whole thing here:

 

Or follow along with our their sensationalized story in pictures!

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Are you scared yet? And we don’t want to make light of the real problem that this gang poses in some places, however, we do not subscribe to Jenkin’s boogey man characterization of this problem! Especially since we have more pressing issues in Frederick County.

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Jenkins is very concerned about the lady members of this group. According to him they are more violent than the males AND he fears that they will not be punished for their crimes due to their lady parts! True facts!

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This is the part of the program in which Jenkins tells us that if Congress would just get off its ass and build the wall and let ALL of Trump’s immigrations policies through then MS-13 would disappear like the Wicked Witch of the West!

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We just had to include those last two screenshots to show you the disgusting, fear-mongering coverage this network spews out into the world. Remember we have the chance to elect a new sheriff this November. We need a sheriff focused on local issues, not trying to kiss Donald Trump’s tuchus on national television. #localelectionsmatter

 

3 thoughts on “Where in the world is the High Sheriff? Oh crap…

  1. Chucky is a fear monger. I’ve heard him speak many times and his underlying message is, “they’re out to get you.” He also seems to have a problem with geography believing that the Mexican Maryland border are contiguous. Karl Bickel for Sheriff!

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  2. He looks silly in his gold bedecked uniform. Why does he have more stars than the Pentagon generals? Such a sad, comic, pathetic sight. He must be so frustrated he has not been appointed to HomSec.

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