Local Yokel is out of the office until August. We will have limited access to our accounts. If you need immediate assistance, please crowdsource the hell out of that.

This is your drinking game until further notice: Drink Mexican beer with a lime in the neck until you can’t remember that #kirbydelauter, President Racist Clementine, Billy, Mitch McConnell, Kathy Afzali, Paul Ryan, Tony Chmelik, or The High Sheriff exist. Cheers!