Back in 2014 we saw a lot of these signs floating around: We giggled because, well, it’s a pretty dumb slogan. However, we did think it probably had something to do with #kirbydelauter’s low cost bargain government philosophy. So we were a tad confused upon reading this section of the Political Notes in the FNP: Frederick […]
Hey there! We wanted to talk to y’all about the deal to bring Citizens and Montevue back into the county’s care and yesterday’s BoE meeting. As we were sitting here at the old Yokel headquarters we came across this: This gives us a nice little outline to work with. Let’s start with Mr. Delauter’s first […]
Allegedly. Just throw allegedly and rumored into this like donut sprinkles, because we don’t do straight journalism, but if this is true…and we are reasonably certain that it is…it is CRAZINESS. The rumors are that Billy and Kirby are all in a snit, because a business could fail. The reason? Failing to have any building […]
Hey Yokels! It’s finally Maryland’s turn to weigh in on this primary side show. Starting this Thursday you can choose who will run for President, Congressperson, Senator and a slew of local offices. If you don’t align with a particular party, you can still show up to pick three choices for our local school board. […]
We apologize, but really it isn’t our fault. #kirbydelauter has once again taken to the noodley appendage to spread his delusions. Click here to read if you dare or just read our fine synopsis. We need a lobbyist!!! Kirby informs us that he has a gambling problem and then gives a bunch of numbers showing […]
We here at the Yokel get sent all kinds of juicy tidbits. (Keep them coming folks!) Today’s nugget: Now, here’s #kirbydelauter’s response: Kirby and Billy are pretty liberal with their cell phones, n’est-ce pas? So if you, Governor Hogan, get sidetracked from the very important job of dismantling the entire State Government, Kirby is here […]
First things first, the results from last week’s poll: Looks like Blaine is going to make some money with those county contracts soon! Since the common refrain seems to be that any land owner should be able to do what they like with their property we pose this question to you faithful readers: […]
It would appear that over the summer Mr.Delauter tried his hand at a creative writing class. Either that, or he’s been reading our posts and wanted to see if he could pull it off. Usually imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Usually… If you would trouble yourself, dear readers, to once again drag yourself over […]
In the spirit of Eleanor Roosevelt, #kirbydelauter likes to keep us informed of his thoughts through a monthly column on THAT website curiously named The Tentacle. Read it in full for yourself here. Now sit down readers, because we aren’t in total disagreement with #. We think he makes some good points about the […]
Apologies, apologies! With all the #kirbydelauter nonsense last week we fell behind on our polls. First of all here’s last week’s result: Those two have a lot in common, don’t they? We’ve had quite a few Delauterbursts lately so we know it may be hard to pick your favorite. But go ahead and give it […]
