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#kirbydelauter made our lives easier today! Who would have thunk it?

May 19, 2016 fclocalyokelLeave a comment

Hey there! We wanted to talk to y’all about the deal to bring Citizens and Montevue back into the county’s care and yesterday’s BoE meeting. As we were sitting here at the old Yokel headquarters we came across this: This gives us a nice little outline to work with. Let’s start with Mr. Delauter’s first […]

Rumored: under CE #KirbyDelauter there would be no regulations

May 6, 2016May 6, 2016 fclocalyokel2 Comments

Allegedly. Just throw allegedly and rumored into this like donut sprinkles, because we don’t do straight journalism, but if this is true…and we are reasonably certain that it is…it is CRAZINESS. The rumors are that Billy and Kirby are all in a snit, because a business could fail. The reason? Failing to have any building […]

Early voting begins on the 14th! Still undecided? Let #kirbydelauter help!

April 10, 2016 fclocalyokel2 Comments

Hey Yokels! It’s finally Maryland’s turn to weigh in on this primary side show. Starting this Thursday you can choose who will run for President, Congressperson, Senator and a slew of local offices. If you don’t align with a particular party, you can still show up to pick three choices for our local school board. […]

#kirbydelauter-“I didn’t learn nothin’ in school and either will you!”

February 2, 2016February 2, 2016 fclocalyokel1 Comment

We  apologize, but really it isn’t our fault. #kirbydelauter has once again taken to the noodley appendage to spread his delusions. Click here to read if you dare or just read our fine synopsis. We need a lobbyist!!! Kirby informs us that he has a gambling problem and then gives a bunch of numbers showing […]

#kirbydelauter, adviser to the Governor?

January 27, 2016January 27, 2016 fclocalyokelLeave a comment

We here at the Yokel get sent all kinds of juicy tidbits. (Keep them  coming folks!) Today’s nugget:   Now, here’s #kirbydelauter’s response: Kirby and Billy are pretty liberal with their cell phones, n’est-ce pas? So if you, Governor Hogan, get sidetracked from the very important job of dismantling the entire State Government, Kirby is here […]

Poll: What would you build if Frederick County were an unregulated “paradise” (and you lived adjacent to #kirbydelauter)?

January 25, 2016 fclocalyokelLeave a comment

First things first, the results from last week’s poll: Looks like Blaine is going to make some money with those county contracts soon! Since the common refrain seems to be that any land owner should be able to do what they like with their property we pose this question to you faithful readers:     […]

#kirbydelauter takes a stab at creative writing. Spoiler alert: He fails.

September 15, 2015September 15, 2015 fclocalyokelLeave a comment

It would appear that over the summer Mr.Delauter tried his hand at a creative writing class. Either that, or he’s been reading our posts and wanted to see if he could pull it off. Usually imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Usually… If you would trouble yourself, dear readers, to once again drag yourself over […]

From the quill of #kirbydelauter

September 4, 2015September 4, 2015 fclocalyokelLeave a comment

  In the spirit of Eleanor Roosevelt, #kirbydelauter likes to keep us informed of his thoughts through a monthly column on THAT website curiously named The Tentacle. Read it in full for yourself here. Now sit down readers, because we aren’t in total disagreement with #. We think he makes some good points about the […]

Rate your favorite Kirby tantrum (to be henceforth referred to as Delauterbursts)

August 26, 2015 fclocalyokelLeave a comment

Apologies, apologies! With all the #kirbydelauter nonsense last week we fell behind on our polls. First of all here’s last week’s result: Those two have a lot in common, don’t they? We’ve had quite a few Delauterbursts lately so we know it may be hard to pick your favorite. But go ahead and give it […]

#kirbydelauter throws online tantrum (again), refuses to donate to kids

August 20, 2015 fclocalyokel7 Comments

JeezLouise. This guy. He’s clearly mad that Frederick County (belatedly joining the rest of Maryland) is also not going to be hiring its council persons to do their construction work. Airing his grievances like this happens to really get our knickers into knots. If his business was so dependent upon Frederick County in order to profit, the least […]

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